Post by victor l. dakosta on Jul 3, 2010 15:50:31 GMT -8
VICTOR LEE DAKOSTA .
"keep chasing me. your southern constellations got me so dizzy."
"keep chasing me. your southern constellations got me so dizzy."
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- - FULL NAME. victor lee dakosta.
- - AGE & BIRTHDAY. simpler.
- - SEXUALITY. heterosexual.
- - MEMBER GROUP. university student.
- - SUB GROUP. majoring in music composition.
- - FACE CLAIM. kyle pavone :')
"VIC HATES anything to do with animals, creepy crawlies, sleeping with fat chicks, being told he's dumb, losing, bad sex, flowers, attachment, the term 'cooch', being told he can't do something, anything strawberry, JUSTIN BIEBER, the smell of horse poop, the fact that you can't join groups on facebook anymore, llamas, anime, sweet tea, microwaves, napkins, pots, diapers, baby goats, tacky glue, lint rollers that dont work, shitty vending machines, working on essays, newspaper print, cheap pencils, ancient phones, pepper, flowered wall paper, the easter bunny, envelopes, maple syrup, sippy cups, when girls are teases, ed edd and eddy, showing off, slow cars, grandmas, raisins, geese, angel food cake and FERRETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
VIC LOVES sex, having sex, watching animal planet, going on web cam, brushing his teeth, answering the phone, buying special girls flowers even if they're allergic to them, drinking with friends, beating hoss at everything, roof hopping, ASHER, not getting arrested, adreneline, roller skating, pushing little kids down in the sand box, riding bikes, working out too much, CASH<3333, taking showers, snl, glee, star wars clone wars, sponge bob, punching people in the face, cooking, baking, clubbin, making fun of jer's huge ass nose, calling girls ho and whore, cuddling, kissing, groping people, acting gay, pretending to cry, ice cream, making weird noises, getting really drunk, acting like a girl, wearing black people shoes, bromances, subway, sweaty men, being straight, getting his d sucked, talking dirty.
VIC'S FACEBOOK GROUPS I love the feeling of taking off my bra after a long day, Throwing glitter all over your boyfriend and screaming "EDWARD!", I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything, I'm not trying to impress you but I defeated Voldemort when I was a baby, I'MMA BE I'MMA BE I'MMA I'MMA I'MMA BE LOL JK I'M A WASP, I will name my child Stacy. I will be Stacy's mom. I will have it going on, People Who Enjoy Singing "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan, I hate it when i'm dancing and people mistake me for Beyonce, Rihanna wants a rude boy ... didn't she get her ass whopped by one already, i ♥ Gingers… LOL jk, i hate them, they dont have souls, Justin Bieber has 2 arms, rapists have 2 arms. Coincidence? I think not, I Tried Being Normal Once. Worst 5 Minutes of my Life, I'm sorry, your daughter has Bieber Fever; we'll have to put her down, Life's not a garden, Don't be a hoe, Calm down Mrs. Ghetto Fabulous, I barely bumped into you, THAT'S IT, HOLD MY TURBAN! I'M ABOUT TO CHRIS BROWN THIS BITCH!, Liking your own status is like giving yourself a well-earned highfive, Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?, Hey baby, here have a turn on COD... LOL jk, go back to the kitchen, I hate when I can't find the cheese grater so I have to use my abs, "this is gay" "your mum's gay" "dude, those jokes are OLD!" "your mum's old.", Hi My Name's Shower. If You Turn Me On... I'll Make You Wet, Voldemort is really evil. He turned Cedric Diggory into Edward Cullen, Fact:I turned out liking you, a lot more than I originally planned, My turban brings all the muslims to the yard and they're like العنصرية ش , call me mr.puberty, i can make your balls drop, Roses are red, my turban is blue, become a fan, or i will bomb you, I hate when I don't forward a text message and I die the next day, I Hate It When I Go To Bed And Forget To Turn My Swagg Off, Universal Health Care: Good enough for Pokémon, Good enough for America, If cheerleadings a sport, then so is jerking off, Saying "No" When Dora Asks For Your Help, IF THIS IS A FUCKING ZUBAT, I WILL THROW MY GAMEBOY ACROSS THIS MUTHERFUCKING ROOM, I hate it when i flex and my shirt rips, if only i could get up as easily as my cock in the morning, Turning your beds into bunk beds so there is more room for recreational activities, When Ash Ketchum puts his hat on backwards, you know some shit's about to go down, Court dimissed, bring in the dancing lobsters, Why you get C and B? You're Not a C-sian or a B-sian, you're an Asian! , I'm sorry, I wasn't listening - I was thinking about having sex with you, my tekno brings all da esh lads to da yard & theyre lik yea gabba gabba bra, And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it... , On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot?, That laugh Lil' Wayne does in all his songs, Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us? , Don't Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your Mother, I hate it when you open your trunk and a naked asian man beats you with a crowbar, i was shocked when i realized "woman" spelled backwards is "kitchen"., 16 years later and im still pissed mufasa died. AWWWWW, Why is Mr. Krabs daughter a whale, FACT:When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close.
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hey there, my name's katie, i'm mom's years old and i play arthur, casey, serenity, and teague. i live in the pacific timezone and i'm usually online everyday. oh, by the way, s my d.