Post by cash t. bacardi on Jun 29, 2010 13:42:24 GMT -8
CASH TYLER BACARDI .
"i never thought i'd be your safe ride home."
"i never thought i'd be your safe ride home."
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- - FULL NAME. cash tyler bacardi
- - AGE & BIRTHDAY. twenty two / june second
- - SEXUALITY. heterosexual
- - MEMBER GROUP. university student
- - SUB GROUP. psychology major
- - FACE CLAIM. andy glass
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so, let's start off with the basics. what's your name?
my name is cash bacardi. yes. bacardi. the rum. yes, i'll leave a moment for you to chuckle ....................................
alright. yeah. so i come from the one and only bacardi family line. yes. i am heir to a whole shit load of alcohol. anyways. yeah.
oh, it's a nice name! now, would you mind telling us how old you are?
im twenty two. i look like a BAYBAY dont i.
really? you look much younger! well, let's get started. first off, what are you in aspen?
im going to university here. im a psychology major, fuck yeah. nbd bro
oh! so how did you first get involved with that?
.... i like psychology..........
oh gosh, really? all right, so, how are you enjoying it so far?
yeah what a FUCKIN SURPRISE. its great. i love it.
that's great! so, what do you do in your free time when you are not working or studying?
im really a video game nerd. like srs. i play mostly halo, bioshock and james bond, but i'll play anything. i like wasting noobs. no big deal. i like to hang out with my bros and drink a beer and smoke some dank shit. movies are good. im an old movie enthusiast. charlie chaplin was the shit and anyone who disagrees can suck my cock. i like eating. eating is good too.
oh, i love some of those too! looks like we have alot in common.
GOOD.
so, how has your romantic past been? is it any better now?
HAHAH oh let me tell you. so i dated this girl in high school right. her name was aubergine. she was amazing, and sexy, and hot and fucking hawaiian. she was fucking hot. and made really good food. but thats besides the point. we dated for four years, and i finally got the guts to propose to her. i got her some fuckin expensive harry winston or whatever. anyways. so i proposed and the bitch tells me she's lesbian. LESBIAN. like.. i wasn't good enough of a man or something. so she said no, and left me for some other dyke. for some reason, i really dont find lesbian sex that hot. thats about it. after that, im done with relationships. girls shouldnt be taken seriously.
oh, i see.. hmm... and, what would you say are your turn ons? do you have any turn offs?
girls that are DTF are definite turn offs. i dnw whores. girls that can make good food. god damn such a turn on. ummm, i like girls that can hold a conversation, and girls that can waste me in video games. and if a girl ever quoted a line from an old movie, hot damn, i'd be in love. onr since i dont fall in love. turn offs would be ugly girls, prudes, excessively bitchy or dramatic, and like... idk i dont want a meth head.
ooh, that's understandable, mhm. so, give us a bit of detail about yourself.
im just a chill guy. i like women, i like movies, i like eating and smoking. and i love guitars. i love my bros. my bros are my life. my family and i are pretty close, my little sister means the world to me. idk. im not very deep or shit. i just.. live.
mhmm. well you sound like a fun young man/woman. now, is there anything about your past?
well you know, my family is quite wealthy but i dont normally let that get to my head. our family is really FAMILY ORIENTED, so we're always doing shit together when we're close to eachother. we go on vacations alot, and they're always involved with my friends and stuff. my parents love my friends more than they love me, probs. but yeah. my childhood was normal. happy, and shit. you know. it was all good.
do you have any dirty little secrets you wanna share?
im afraid that im a homophobe. not to the point where i'd discriminate and persecute and shit, but i just dnw to see that shit. gay OR lesbian.
ooh, that is deeeeeep. well this interview is almost done, do you have anything else you want to say?
nice ass.
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hey there, my name's LINDY, i'm unf years old and i play unf. i live in the mtn timezone and i'm usually online IDK. oh, by the way, BOBOS.