Post by christopher a. hawkins on Jun 29, 2010 1:25:27 GMT -8
CHRISTOPHER ANDREW HAWKINS.
"you might think i'm still that way, it's only natural, it was a past life thing"
"you might think i'm still that way, it's only natural, it was a past life thing"
- - FULL NAME. christopher andrew hawkins
- - AGE & BIRTHDAY. 18, july 19
- - SEXUALITY. heterosexual
- - MEMBER GROUP. high school student
- - SUB GROUP. senior
- - FACE CLAIM. jordan d.
"BULLETIN
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
OH TOTALLY LIKE, YESTERDAY~~
2. What were you doing this morning at 8?
i was in class. B|
3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
smoking
4. What are you wearing right now?
shorts, a wife beater, a belt. i'm hot.
5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
no. i'm not around the people that piss me off.
6. The last two people to say they loved you?
my mom and my best friend.
7. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
naaah.
8. Are you happy with your living arrangements?
no, i want to move out. B|
9. Last thing received in the mail?
netflix shit.
10. Do you have any famous relatives?
paul revere?
11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
yup. once. quickie behind some trees. i'm classy, i know.
12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
haha, yeah actually. it was a stupid prank though, thank god.
13. How is your hair?
long. the birds nest is getting hard to make messy. i need a hair cut.
14. How many different drinks have you had today?
seven: water, milk, orange juice, coke, mountain dew, a beer, coffee.
15. What have you eaten today?
i had waffles for breakfast, a burger from mcdonalds for lunch and my mom is making some big ass dinner for company tonight. i think it's roast chicken?
16. Are you any good at math?
no, i'm better at english.
17. What did you do Friday night?
partied!
18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
no, that's gay.
19. Are you taken for granted?
probably. i don't know. haha.
20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yeah, last week. ):
21. Do you like the ocean?
i do. it's so nice, omg.
22. Did you stay friends with your ex's?
only if they were really good at sex.
23. What are you excited about?
this weekend.
24. What did you do two nights ago?
fucked, drank, partied, YOU KNOW.
25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
yeah, but she's like 104
26. Where do you keep your money?
the bank or my sock drawer.
27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
nope, i was so gone.
28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
.....someone else. i like body heat.
29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
HOT AS FUCK.
30. Would you make out with anyone on your top friends list?
oh, for sure. unf.
twitter updates from @ohchrist
001. blue balls.
002. i need to party. who's with me?
003. antct evne walk tstighat straight
004. my mother decided to lecture me on my comings and goings...oh lord.
005. i love being a badass.
006. i'm deeply concerned why i don't have a girl with me rn.
007. i hate it when fat chicks hit on me.
008. I NEED CIGARETTES RIGHT NOW DHSKGJSHDSGF
009. do me a favor. call me a jerk one more time.
010. mmmmm, i love girls. and everything about them.
011. can't stop, won't stop.
012. AM I 21 YET?
013. bored bored bored fuck.
014. lmao people at walmart are ridiculous.
015. this year sucks so fucking much already.
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hey there, my name's SUNKNEE BUNKNEE, i'm an old lady ): years old and i play tanner bannaner i live in the puh-sif-ick timezone and i'm usually online way too much. oh, by the way, FAMOUS IS DOWN. BRB MELTING DOWN..