Post by serenity e. xanders on Jun 28, 2010 22:07:26 GMT -8
SERENITY E XANDERS .
"we sailed across the ocean with a boat we built."
"we sailed across the ocean with a boat we built."
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- - FULL NAME. serenity elaine xanders.
- - AGE & BIRTHDAY. simpler.
- - SEXUALITY. jerseysexual.
- - MEMBER GROUP. highschool studentt
- - SUB GROUP. senior
- - FACE CLAIM. bfran
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- - INTERVIEW.
so, you go to aspen high school, correct?
yeah. what the fuck do you want?
oh my, such language. would it be alright if we took a student survey?
as long as it's quick. i'm a busy girl.
alright. well, how old are you?
seventeen. next.
uh alright. so you're a senior.
obviously.
you have quite the attitude.
yeah, so? your fucking point is?
gracious me. alright, down to business. do you smoke?
depends on my mood. sometimes i do, especially when assholes pull me aside to waste my time on pointless bullshit.
oh.. okay. so yes. tobacco or marijuana?
both. and if cops show up at my door, i'm going to kick your ass. js.
no no it's completely confidential. do you drink?
mhm. a little too much. mom thinks i'm an alcoholic. haha. dumb bitch.
does your mother drink?
of course. where else would i pick this nasty habit up from?
are you and your mother close?
k this is starting to get too personal. stick to the basics, asswipe.
fine fine, but one more; do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
fuck no, that bitch is nasty.
so we can cross off the question of whether or not you're a christian...
apparently.
alright, are you a virgin?
what the fuck? what kind of survey shit is this?
it's a survey about the youth.
the youth are corrupt. we know that already fuckwad.
names aren't necessary miss.
yeah well, sorry i'm pissed off that you're wasting my time.
if you weren't here, where would you be?
probably with jersey and holly.
really? rumor has it that jersey is bisexual..
lololol. we make out a lot.
so you're bisexual?
no? jersey isn't a woman. :]
um alright.. what do you find attractive in the opposite sex?
hmm. i totally love when a guy treats me like shit. i don't know why, but fuck i'm such a dumbass when it comes to guys. like, this one guy i was kinda with totally cheated on me because i wouldn't put out, and i was okay with it. they have needs, i guess. i dunno. wow i just realized how fucked up i sound..
yeah, a little. have any of your ex boyfriends abused you?
...this isn't necessary. i'm not going to fucking answer this.
i'll take that as a yes. do you find brutality attractive?
fuck you.
no don't leave! we're almost done. sorry.
what the fuck. do you want.
could you just give us a brief history of your childhood?
fine. whatever. i grew up with an alcoholic mother and a dead beat father. boo fucking whoo, who cares. i didn't have the coolest clothes, and so i got made fun of a lot in middle school and high school. i also used to be really fat and really nasty, so i didn't have many friends. i started to drink and smoke at age fourteen, and that's when i grew out of my childhood horror, as my body began to fill out. i was no longer fat, and my skin was really clear. and well, people started to notice, and guys were all up on me almost all the time. a lot of girls hated me, and one day they all cornered me against my locker. i was sure they were going to beat the shit out of me, but then jersey and holly came to my rescue, literally breaking some fucking faces haha. ever since then, we've been inseparable. they taught me how to be the strong individual i am today. so yeah. am i done now?
hmm. i guess. it was nice meeting you ... ?
serenity. my name is serenity.
woah that's pretty..
thanks. i'm just going to go now..
alright. thank you!
yeah sure. just don't publish this shit or whatever the fuck it is you do.
- - LIKES.
smoking, drinking, partying, dancing, writing, lecturing others, abstinence, prank pulling, punching people, sitting on people, insulting others, dream catchers, cuddling, bike riding, flowers, anything that has to do with the beach, pandas, big rings, bandoos, cussing like a sailor, feather earrings, making out with jersey, showing off her cleavage, anything indian, vintage cars, ice cream, animals, rough housing and fucking shit up.
- - DISLIKES.
holly's cleavage, sluts, miracle whip, chocolate, tenderness, band aids, anything that has to do with fucking clowns, uptight mother fuckers, when aim doesn't work, trashy girls, man sluts, being treated right, the word love, MGMT, surprises, hangovers, being hated on because she's a virgin, tweakers, GINGER FUCKS, scene fucks, closed minded fucks, doing the dishes, cleaning in general, waking up early, nightmares, being called a hippy, anything dirty, and conformity.
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[/justify]hey there, my name's katie, i'm sixteen years old and i play teague. i live in the pacific timezone and i'm usually online erryday lmao. oh, by the way, my dog accidentaly fornicated on your shoes c: