Post by jersey i. zimmerman on Jun 28, 2010 15:05:05 GMT -8
JERSEY ISABELLE ZIMMERMAN .
"it's got me mixed up, trying not to give up, tell me there's a way to get out of here."
"it's got me mixed up, trying not to give up, tell me there's a way to get out of here."
- - FULL NAME. Jersey Isabelle Zimmerman.
- - AGE & BIRTHDAY. 17 -- December 18.
- - SEXUALITY. Hetero fucking sexual. Although. Sometimes she gets drunk and wants to make out with a girl. That's normal, though.
- - MEMBER GROUP. High school student.
- - SUB GROUP. Senior.
- - FACE CLAIM. Sierra Klusterfuck (':
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CONFESSIONS:
001. Mom, I'm sorry. I'm the one who cut the whiskers off the cat when I was 6, not the babysitter. I didn't know you were going to fire her and accuse her of being an animal abusing psychopath. My b.
002. Dad, I'm the one who convinced mom to kick out your cheating ass. OH WAIT. Not sorry about that one. I'm not going to visit you. I wouldn't have done it, but maybe you shouldn't have been using my college fund to buy her shiny things. PS: I still hate you for that. I'm not coming to visit.
003. Janessa, I have the fattest crush on your boyfriend. I'm not sorry about that either. One day, he will dump you for me. I'll make sure of it. So as much as you love to gloat about how you have him right now... just you wait. My boobs are better than yours. And I put out. And you have a stink eye. So, fuck you.
004. Wesley. I'm definitely in love with you. But I'll never tell you, because you're supposed to sweep me off my feet. You're supposed to act first instead of being a pussy. And yes, I only hook up with people and then tell you about it to make you jealous. It better be working.
005. Mrs. Wheeler, it was me who super glued all of your white board pens to your desk. I'm not sorry about that either... it was funny. (':
006. Mom... again... I'm sorry for you waking up to a phone call from the police because I stole traffic cones and was putting them in Janessa's yard. Sorry you had to pay the 500 dollar fine. Sorry I mouthed off to the cops.
007. Janessa, I've egged/TPed/dry ice bombed/attacked your house so many god damn times. Not sorry. Oh, and there are still rotten eggs hidden in your yard. And I'm the one who keyed your car. And poured sugar in your gas tank. And drew penis's all over your house windows. Still. Not. Sorry. (:
008. Bryce. I've been ripping you off for years. But it's not my fault you're the most gullible pot dealer on the block. I'll make it up to you, somehow.
009. Eden. Sorry for stretching out like a third of your shirts. My boobs grew. My bad.
010. Janessa. I'm the one who started that rumor about you and a banana. I'm still not sorry, because I bet you have herpees... oh I started that humor too. HAHAHA. Bitch shouldn't have stolen my man.
011. Lovers... yes, I stole some of your slutty lingerie when I was 16. Sorry, you wouldn't have let me buy it then.
012. Janessa. I'm the one who convinced Bruce the Moose to piss on your locker. STILL NOT SORRY YOU STUPID CUNT.
013. Little sister... yes, every time I do something bad I blame it on you. I'm not really sorry about that either, because it keeps me out of trouble, you know?
014. To my neighbors... sorry for blasting my music 24/7... but not really, you fuckers need to get better music taste and I'm just helping you achieve that.
015. Janessa, I'm the on who posted that ad about you on escorts.com. I hope you got raped...jk that's really mean. Probably too far. But. I hope you got kept up all night and I hope no one will stop calling you, although you're an ugly fat bitch so, you probably didn't get any calls. Oh, btw, I plan on never stopping this either. Because I fucking hate you.
JERSEY ON JERSEY:
"Sup bitches? I'm Jersey Zimmerman. You can call me Jersey. Or Jers, if I like you. You can call me Jizz. Jersey Jizz. People do that and I don't give a shitttt. Uhhh, I'm a senior. So basically, one more year until I can get the fuck out of here. If I even make it one more year, I've barely gotten by this entire time. 2.2 GPA fuck yeah! Anyways. You probably won't like me, but that's aight cause I probably fucking hate your guts. Don't like me swearing? Fucking get used to it, because that's all I do. Don't like drugs? Get away from me. Don't even preach to me about destroying my body or blah blah blah, I don't get into the hard shit. No meth for me, thanks. I only do hard drugs on occasion. So just... fuck off, alright? It's mostly weed. Yeah. UHHHHHHHHH. Rumor is, I'm a slut. LMFAO. Whatever, fuck you. I'm not. I'm a virgin, thanks. Get the fuck over it. I have a small group of friends, and I care about them more than anything. Are you in that group? No? Then get the fuck away from me, because I honestly don't care about you. Unless you can do something for me, then maybe we can talk. Okay, I'm selfish. I know I am. I admit that I'm a selfish, stubborn bitch who talks down to people and is a little obnoxious at times. Hey, it could be worse. Just remember that."
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hey there, my name's tatiana, i'm seventeen years old and i play theo, zooey, and asher. i live in the pacific timezone and i'm usually online every day because i'm a loser. oh, by the way, i love mikey more than anything.